April 17, 2026
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Porn Star Mock-tini

This alcohol-free twist on the iconic passion fruit martini delivers every bit of the tropical tartness and floral sweetness you'd expect from the original—just without the next-morning regret. Homemade vanilla simple syrup brings a mellow, aromatic warmth that beautifully offsets the bright citrus edge of fresh lime, while a splash of club soda keeps things lively in the glass. Perfect for anyone skipping the booze but refusing to skip the fun.

Porn Star Mock-tini
Prep5 minutesmin
Cookmin
Total10 minutesmin
Serves1 serving(s)

Ingredients Check off as you gather

Instructions Step-by-step

  1. In a small pot over medium heat, bring sugar and water to a simmer. Cook, stirring frequently, until slightly reduced and sugar is dissolved, 5 to 7 minutes.

  2. Stir in vanilla until heated through. Let cool.

  3. <strong>Make Ahead:</strong> Syrup can be made 1 month ahead. Store in an airtight container and refrigerate.

  4. In a cocktail shaker, combine passion fruit juice, passion fruit seeds, lime juice, and 1/2 oz. vanilla simple syrup. Fill shaker with ice, cover, and vigorously shake until outside of shaker is very frosty, about 20 seconds.

  5. Double strain into a coupe glass. Top off with club soda. Garnish with passion fruit slice.

Nutrition Per serving · with all ingredients

Estimates calculated from the full ingredient list as written. Substitutions or omissions will shift the values below.

528kcal Calories 2g Protein 123g Carbs 0g Fat 4g Fiber 47mg Sodium
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